It only took a couple of hours and here the proof:
In case you haven’t figured this out, I don’t have a very good camera. All the pictures on this blog have been taken with my phone. That’s why they’re not so great. But I think you can tell that these are pillows. I bet you didn’t even notice whether or not the pattern is perfectly centered. (It’s not.) I call this successful! And I probably saved $30 by making them myself. Yay, arts and crafts!